1 – THE PEN BORROWER:
They re always in the bank, common pen they won’t have. These people are very dangerous, once u borrow (sic) them d pen, you may find it difficult to identify them to recover your pen. At a bank in Nigeria, once someone asks you “may I have your pen?” Believe me bros, that’s d last time u will see that pen (except if you’re lucky and eagle eyed).
2 – THE “I DEY YOUR BACK” TEAM:
Immediately dey enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear dem saying, “bro I dey your back” before moving away to do other things . If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell u “I dey ur back” with no one there. Then, at d end of d day, they cause confusion “na me dey hin back, I tell am say na me “ “I was here b4 u” blah blah”
3 – THE “NO PROBLEM” TEAM:
This kind of pple don’t obey the 1st come, 1st served rule! They’re known in the bank! Immediately they come in, they walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 mins they’ve completed their transactions, while u still dey there looking like mumu foe the queue.(Daris Godu oooo)
4 – THE BANK DOOR REJECTEES:
These pple will always have a problem with the bank door and the security. You see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the security guard keeps shouting “pls go back” My bros next time come to the bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in… # LOL!
5 – THE SLIP WASTERS:
These kind of people can waste slip 4 Africa ! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB question. You see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking slips willy nilly. To write common 3780 Naira in words, na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario……. …………… CHAI !!!
6 – THE PEOPLE FROM ANOTHER PLANET: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today’s date, even after telling them d correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for dis pple oooooo………
Have you ever come across any one of these people in the banking hall? Or maybe there are some others we missed. Add to the list 
