Forgive me if im wicked but meta asked what’s in my mind and here I have 15 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It reduces accidents caused by bar-hopping
and encourages car pooling.
and encourages car pooling.6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don’t care.
7. It leads to the elimination of vacations as people prefer to come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look and sound better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there’s no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up thus helps the company cut down on excessive employees such as the tea girl.
