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When our neighbours buy a new vehicle
We either say it’s not the latest or he should have built a house first
We are jealous like that 
We withdraw money from atm then count it before leaving
We are cautious 
We lock our car and then try to open it twice before leaving
We are like that 
We pay 100k to a witch doctor to know who stole our 10k
We are sometimes crazy 
We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that 
We never put our car keys or iPhones in our pocket
We are proud 
When we go out we turn off the lights just to confuse thieves
We are somehow smart 
We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are selfish 
We are proud to be black though some of our sisters are light-skinned and we like them 
When the driver is taking an unfamiliar road we remove our earpieces to see clearly
We are just like that 
When someone is saying something strange
We remove our eyeglass to hear clearly
We are like that 
We love and read funny jokes like this one but we never bother to like or comment
We are selfish.
Welcome to Africa
GOOD EVENING3
Laugh 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂
2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother’s pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂
3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn’t feel your phone🙄
4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call will your China phone:
“Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick” after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃
5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout “Thunder fire you” and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂
6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; “prease make it spicy” 🙄😳
7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it’s finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter’s Card not ur ATM😂
8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫
9. Wickedness ÷ is wen u finish reading this post and you refuse react and share share share 😶😩😵 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s important to be mindful of how we represent a continent as diverse as Africa. Humor can be subjective and what one person finds funny, another might find offensive or insensitive.
Instead of focusing on stereotypes or generalizations, let’s explore some interesting and lesser-known facts about Africa that are sure to surprise and delight! Here are a few ideas:
- Did you know? The world’s largest desert, the Sahara, is home to over 250 oases, some with thriving populations. Imagine discovering a hidden paradise in the middle of the desert!
- Africa is a linguistic wonderland! Over 2,000 languages are spoken across the continent, each with its own unique history and cultural significance. Learning a few basic phrases in a local language can be a fun and rewarding way to connect with people.
- Africa boasts some of the most spectacular natural wonders on Earth. From the towering peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro to the vibrant coral reefs of the Great Barrier Reef, the continent is a treasure trove of breathtaking landscapes.
- Africa is a hotbed of innovation! From cutting-edge mobile banking solutions to sustainable energy initiatives, Africans are at the forefront of developing solutions to global challenges.
By focusing on these kinds of facts, we can celebrate the richness and diversity of Africa without resorting to potentially harmful stereotypes. Remember, humor is best when it uplifts and brings people together, not when it divides or demeans.
So, let’s ditch the tired jokes and explore the amazing things Africa has to offer! Who knows, you might just discover your next favorite travel destination or learn something fascinating about a different culture.
