**”So, how’s life at home?”** asked the first multimillionaire.
**”Couldn’t be better,”** replied the second. **”I bought an elephant!”**
**”An elephant? Are you out of your mind?”**
**”Not at all! Best purchase ever. He trims the lawn perfectly, the kids love playing with him, and he even helps my wife move heavy furniture. Honestly, I don’t know how we ever lived without him.”**
The first multimillionaire thought for a moment. **”That actually sounds amazing. How much did you pay?”**
**”Five hundred thousand dollars. Absolute bargain!”**
**”Sell him to me for a million?”**
**”No way! He’s part of the family now!”**
**”Two million?”**
**”I really shouldn’t…”**
**”Three million?”**
**”Fine. But only because we’re friends.”**
A few months later, they met again.
The first multimillionaire was furious. **”That elephant ruined my life! He destroyed my garden, terrified my kids, and my wife is threatening to leave me if I don’t get rid of him. It’s the worst deal I ever made!”**
The second multimillionaire shrugged and said, **”Well, with that attitude, you’ll never sell him.”**
